Pants means Pants. May's face adorns men's Y fronts and ladies gym knickers. Truly Premier underwear. (You may not want to get run over in these.) 

Her face will radiate from the bum of men's pants and the front of ladies unless you shout at us to do something else.

Printed in London by impartial, non-radical inactivists. Apparently Obama wore a pair with his head on, the day of his second election victory, given to him by none other than Katy Perry, as a good luck token. (This has yet to be officially denied by the White House.)

Our Political Pants have appeared on many current affairs programmes including The Wright Stuff and This Morning. I can also reveal that many politicians own a pair including Boris Johnson, Gordon Brown, Donald Trump and Barak Obama.

We will happily write gift messages on request at no extra cost to make this a perfect, personal present.

We love to see you photos so please tag us if you post these pants @twistedtwee