Come on ladies! A spectacular pair of undercrackers for anyone with odd political convictions and a soft spot for Boris's moppish barnet. Wear the Foppish One yourself or slap him on your partners bum to jiggy things along.

Printed in London by impartial, non-radical inactivists. Apparently Obama wore a pair with his head on, the day of his second election victory, given to him by none other than Katy Perry, as a good luck token. (This has yet to be officially denied by the White House.)

Our Political Pants have appeared on many current affairs programmes including The Wright Stuff and This Morning. I can also reveal that many politicians own a pair including Boris Johnson, Gordon Brown, Donald Trump and Barack Obama.

We will happily write gift messages on request at no extra cost to make this a perfect, personal present.

We love to see you photos so please tag us if you post these pants @twistedtwee